Hipster Fashionista Mugs

"I've had a ponytail since 1968!"

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

"Come one, Hon – all kinds of men have facial hair these days!"

The Language of Animals

"Don't bother chasing him. He can't run far in those hipster pants."

"Everyone has beards now, so I've shaved mine off."

"And it was here that we reached peak beard."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Wifi in Hell

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Joined at the hipster.

Old rocker.

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

Spontaneous Kombucha

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

A train's dining car is a diner.

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"I'm your hip replacement."

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

Hipster Coffee

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

Homing Beatnik

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."