Hipster Fashion Enthusiast Mugs

The Worship Pastor passed out when his skinny jeans cut off all circulation.

"He's your classic fashion victim."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

"I'm your hip replacement."

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

Hipster Coffee

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

"I don't want the burger on a trendy wooden platter, the egg on Welsh slate or, my fries in a terracotta pot - I want soup served in a sock!"

Hipsters knit their beards.

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"Our flavors of the day are Prodigal, Importune, and Mal de Siècle."

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"Something a little different this time or would sir care to look like a dick again?"

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

Yale,Yale,Yale,Yale,Kale

"I'm looking for a memorable flavor experience at a forgettable price."

Caricature of a chicken