Hipster Fashion Enthusiast Mugs

The Worship Pastor passed out when his skinny jeans cut off all circulation.

"He's your classic fashion victim."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Joined at the hipster.

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"I'm your hip replacement."

Hipster Coffee

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"You want to be a WHAT?"

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"Something a little different this time or would sir care to look like a dick again?"

"Our flavors of the day are Prodigal, Importune, and Mal de Siècle."

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion. Oh no. I've spent the last 72 hours analyzing our customer base. Our granola and kale latte helped us capture the hipster demo once we bundled it with cigarettes and vinyl records. Our caffeine-infused mocha helped us capture the white-collar set once we bundled it with motivational recordings. But there's one demographic we still haven't monopolized. First-time parents of toddlers. How proficient are you at potty training? I q

Hipsters knit their beards.

"I don't want the burger on a trendy wooden platter, the egg on Welsh slate or, my fries in a terracotta pot - I want soup served in a sock!"

Yale,Yale,Yale,Yale,Kale

"So....what's the skinny?"