Hipster Cafe Enthusiast Mugs

"Do you have 'Cheese and Pickle...?'"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Old rocker.

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"He's deliciously vintage."

Spontaneous Kombucha

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

A train's dining car is a diner.

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"I'm your hip replacement."

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Can I get you another coffee?

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

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