Hipster Cafe Enthusiast Gifts

"Do you have 'Cheese and Pickle...?'"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Old rocker.

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"He's deliciously vintage."

Spontaneous Kombucha

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

A train's dining car is a diner.

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

"I'm your hip replacement."

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

"I think you'd be surprised by how simple this avocado toast recipe is."

Hipster Coffee

Can I get you another coffee?

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."