Hipster Foodie Gifts

"It's fast-casual."

"I think you'd be surprised by how simple this avocado toast recipe is."

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"Well, it is the 'Hunters' Chicken'..."

'Ughhh ... I hate these natural flavors.'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

Old rocker.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"He's deliciously vintage."

Spontaneous Kombucha

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

The Organic

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

A train's dining car is a diner.

What your guitar says about you.

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

The Inventor of the Man Bun.

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

Artisanal Pottery