Hipster Foodie Gifts

"It's fast-casual."

"I think you'd be surprised by how simple this avocado toast recipe is."

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"Well, it is the 'Hunters' Chicken'..."

'Ughhh ... I hate these natural flavors.'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Old rocker.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Spontaneous Kombucha

The Organic

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

A train's dining car is a diner.

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

What your guitar says about you.

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

Artisanal Pottery

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

Hipster Coffee

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

The Inventor of the Man Bun.