Store Hopper Mugs

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Today's special... donuts.

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'You've had enough!'

"I read 'Art News.'"

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"It's a great work!"

"Well, what's your recommendation?"

"He's left out the staples"

"If that were a Jasper Johns, dear, we could sell it for three million dollars."

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

Newspaper reads: 'Doctors not giving adequate info to patients'. Doctor asking patient, "Say eh??"

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Warhol Exhibit

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"Those old guys really had it!"

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

'I have to disagree. I think the artist is laughing with us.'

"Come on, drink up! Haven't you got gnomes to go to!?!"

'It's an organic still life.'

'So colour is this artist's vocabulary huh! Well his language is to colourful for me!'

"Would you mind if I sit here and wait for you to leave?"