Shop-stopper Gifts

"I've never learned to go shopping on an empty credit limit."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

SALE

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Woman crying with happiness.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"Everything's gone up."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Stationery Shop

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"I'd say business was brisk."

Where Ignorance is Bliss.

SupermarketAwful Market.

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

'It's the same EVERY year... 5 minutes to midnight; victims are all male, and they're carrying large sums of money.'

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

'Where do you keep the elbow-grease?'

'Uh-oh.'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

It's an I-O-Ewe.

'You've agreed to work Sundays, haven't you!'

Boomerang Sale! - No Returns

'But what do you sell?'

Down on Her.

Marketing - Learn from customers' buying patterns...

Mom $50 Pop $35

Fashion Mistake.

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...