Shop-stopper Gifts

"I've never learned to go shopping on an empty credit limit."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

SALE

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Woman crying with happiness.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"Everything's gone up."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Stationery Shop

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

Where Ignorance is Bliss.

"I'd say business was brisk."

SupermarketAwful Market.

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

'Where do you keep the elbow-grease?'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'Uh-oh.'

It's an I-O-Ewe.

'You've agreed to work Sundays, haven't you!'

Mom $50 Pop $35

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

'But what do you sell?'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

Down on Her.

Fashion Mistake.

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

Boomerang Sale! - No Returns

Marketing - Learn from customers' buying patterns...

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"