Pond Hopper Gifts

'And when you're flying South...avoid Peking.'

Wildlife

Club Antisocial

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Mother Duck.

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

Business Duck

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

Ricochet

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

'Two for French Polynesia.'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.