Country Concertgoer Gifts

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Rhapsody in Blue.

EWE 2.

George Michael

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Elvis Presley

Motorherd

Italica

Jarvis Cocker

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

Eric Clapton.

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

"Free Bird!"

Johannes Sebastian Bach

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Six jazz instruments.

Liam Gallagher.

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

Steve Howe.

Jimi Hendrix.

Jeff Beck.

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

Songbird.