Summer Festival Circuit Gifts

Glastonbury. After.

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Mardi Gras

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Cimafunk

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Tension filled the tent.

At the rock concert...

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Rainbow Quartet

"Free Bird!"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

Liam Gallagher.

Quartet.

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

Earth Mother

Ray Davies

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

"Spaghetti Rave"

'I love rock festivals!'

Pamplona Station

Dino Fest

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."

'I told Orpheus not to do the music festival.'

Joan Jett