Music Festival Gifts

Rainbow Quartet

Quartet.

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"Spaghetti Rave"

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

Britney-style schoolgirl.

Orchestra

Ferrero Rocker

Deadheads searching for a new band!

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

Summer Proms - then, now.

Ray Davies

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

Violinists.

Glastonbury. After.

Louis Armstrong

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Mardi Gras

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Face painting.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Cimafunk

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Southwark Fair.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Bacchus.

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

High security Santa's grotto

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"