Summer Fair Lover Gifts

Charity Shop and Faith and Hope Shops.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

On holiday.

Face painting.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

Bring your own inflatable.

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Face painting by numbers.

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

His New Grillfriend

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Hay Rides $10

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

"I'll wear a top when you do."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Come and get it!"

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

Go jump in the lake!

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

Holiday Aerobics.

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

Global Warming.

"My feet are cold."

Water Slide