Summer Fair Lover Mugs

Charity Shop and Faith and Hope Shops.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

On holiday.

Face painting.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

Bring your own inflatable.

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Hay Rides $10

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

His New Grillfriend

Face painting by numbers.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

"I'll wear a top when you do."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Come and get it!"

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

Go jump in the lake!

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

Holiday Aerobics.

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

Global Warming.

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

"My feet are cold."