Musical Foodie Gifts

Salad Bowl Drum

"I'm supposed to sing you the specials. Do you want me to do that?"

Complex Carbohydrates

Violinist plays stringy cheese

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Potato singing - 'Peelings,, Nothing more than Peelings,,'

'This next number is a love song, all about my dinner.'

'A loaf of bread, a quart of milk, cheese. A loaf of bread, a quart of milk, cheese... a loaf of bread...'

'I sent out for everything.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"You do like octopus?"

What the Doctor Ordered

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Even the waiters here are organic."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

La Table

Fast food. Even faster food

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

"Rump roast?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'He made an excellent jelly.'