Foodie With A Tune Gifts

"Butcher a tune for you today, ma'am?"

"Music has doubled my income..."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"That's it. We’re toast."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

How about going easy on the carbs

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Advocado

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Flying sauces.

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'