Food Lover With A Dance Groove Gifts

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

"That's it. We’re toast."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

How about going easy on the carbs

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Advocado

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

Flying sauces.

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'