Food Festivals Pillows

'Tastes like rubber chicken.'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook - off season!'

"If you can get past the name, they really are quite delicious."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Mardi Gras

Face painting.

Wine Lady

Bacchus.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Southwark Fair.

6 Brothers Falafel

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

High security Santa's grotto

Tension filled the tent.

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Country Bumpkin.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."