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What the Doctor Ordered

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Banana Split...

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Tarzan of the Grapes.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Gooseberry Fool...

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Ball as water-melon.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Tree Passion

Large, wrinkly

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

"Regular service or affected?"

"Believe me it's only an apple."

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"Prepare to meet your maker."

Plum jam...

'What are you eating now?'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Apricots

Vegetarian Birthdays.

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!