Farm Fair Fanatic Gifts

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

An early space launch attempt.

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

Free Range Employees.

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Cow of BEEF

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"I'm an enigma!"

Cheesie Rider

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

Wild Cow.

"Do kids eat free?"

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

'Food fight!'

Fresh off the Farm.

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

'George, stop playing with the children.'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Dogs and Chickens