Farm Fair Fans Gifts

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Fist Bumper Cars

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Yoyo sheep

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

'It's the cows. They can't get past a cattle guard.'

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

Grocery Shopping

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

Farmacy - 'I can't read your doctor's chicken scratch. I'm sure the pharmacist can, though.'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

'Is it true you're covered in genuine pigskin?'

So? You snort when you laugh, too.

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

The Rural Bidet...

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

'To be honest, Bo Peep only lost us for about fifteen minutes, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story...'

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

"Sprechen ze MOO MOO?"