Farmer's Market Fans Gifts

look dear... I bought two farmers

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Yoyo sheep

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

"Is his nose locally grown?"

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

Grocery Shopping

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'It's the cows. They can't get past a cattle guard.'

Farmacy - 'I can't read your doctor's chicken scratch. I'm sure the pharmacist can, though.'

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

So? You snort when you laugh, too.

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

'Is it true you're covered in genuine pigskin?'

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

'To be honest, Bo Peep only lost us for about fifteen minutes, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story...'

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

"Sprechen ze MOO MOO?"

"I know you're thinking it. Don't say it!"

"Yes, Daisy, Buttercup and Violet: our farmer likes flowers. . ."

"He's a phony - made of all those new fat substitutes."

Gardener of the Year.

Meet the layer.

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

"We raise our beef humanely."

'I told her not to follow me!'

Food Fight