Farmer's Market Fans Prints

look dear... I bought two farmers

Yoyo sheep

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

"Is his nose locally grown?"

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

Grocery Shopping

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

'To be honest, Bo Peep only lost us for about fifteen minutes, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story...'

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

'Is it true you're covered in genuine pigskin?'

"Sprechen ze MOO MOO?"

"We raise our beef humanely."

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

"I know you're thinking it. Don't say it!"

"Yes, Daisy, Buttercup and Violet: our farmer likes flowers. . ."

'I told her not to follow me!'

"He's a phony - made of all those new fat substitutes."

Gardener of the Year.

Meet the layer.

Ever since I was a calf, I've always wanted my own henchman!