Farmers Market Fan Prints

Farmer's Black Market.

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

Truffles for Sale

"Is his nose locally grown?"

Cornucopia

Grocery Shopping

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Raptures

Yoyo sheep

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"Tunnel of love"

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

'It's the cows. They can't get past a cattle guard.'

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

Farmacy - 'I can't read your doctor's chicken scratch. I'm sure the pharmacist can, though.'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'