Farmers Market Fan Prints

Farmer's Black Market.

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

Truffles for Sale

"Is his nose locally grown?"

Cornucopia

Grocery Shopping

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Raptures

Yoyo sheep

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"Tunnel of love"

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

Tunnel of Whale Guts

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

'Is it true you're covered in genuine pigskin?'

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

The Rural Bidet...

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."