Farmer In Love T-Shirts

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

Chase me, chase me cows.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Scuba cow"

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"Can you keep a secret?"

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

'Breastfeeding twins doesn't sound that hard to me...'

D.I.Y SUCKS!

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

"It's lost all meaning in the steroid era."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

Your Country Needs MOO!

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'