Betting Buffs Pillows

-"It would have been a photo finish..." -"Yes, but by the time our horse got there it was too dark for a photo!"

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

Little league world series of poker.

A day at the races

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'I don't like to take chances.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

How I met your mother

Playing cards.

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

Destination casinos...

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

Nostradamus.

Post Game Day Betting.

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

'I'll give five bucks to anyone showing me a fish more than ten inches long.'

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

election polling

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'