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-"It would have been a photo finish..." -"Yes, but by the time our horse got there it was too dark for a photo!"

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

Little league world series of poker.

A day at the races

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

'I don't like to take chances.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

How I met your mother

Playing cards.

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Destination casinos...

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

Post Game Day Betting.

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

Nostradamus.

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

A day at the races

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

'I'll give five bucks to anyone showing me a fish more than ten inches long.'

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