Sports Betting Buff Pillows

Christmas Bookie...

Golfing Boss

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Vendor selling testosterone.

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Playing cards.

How I met your mother

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Destination casinos...

'Will that be coach?'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

Post Game Day Betting.

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

A day at the races

Arch of Triumph Save

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

Spot the Ball connoisseur

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

'Hey, we're doing an office pool on who gets to bust that illegal card game on Main.'