Sports Betting Buff Prints

Christmas Bookie...

Golfing Boss

Bowled over again!

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Playing cards.

How I met your mother

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

'Will that be coach?'

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Destination casinos...

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

Post Game Day Betting.

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

A day at the races

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

Kick! Go for it!

Arch of Triumph Save

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

Spot the Ball connoisseur

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car