Sports Betting Enthusiast Prints

'Well, at least we beat the point spread.'

"But will they cover the spread?"

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

How I met your mother

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Destination casinos...

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

Post Game Day Betting.

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

"He's been up all night and fell asleep at the wheel."

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

Spot the Ball connoisseur

'Hey, we're doing an office pool on who gets to bust that illegal card game on Main.'

"Watch out for the linebacker over the middle and the guy in section 7 whose point spread you ruined."

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.

Test Today. I didn't pass the test but I did beat the point spread.

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

"And I suppost you've never had a friendly wager with a colleague?"

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

'Don't put any money on him. I saw him placing a bet on the favourite.'

Game Hen on a Downward Spiral: 'What the hell. I ain't no chicken! I'm bettin' it all!'

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

'Alright, alright, you've won your bet: You can lift me with one hand...'