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'Well, at least we beat the point spread.'

"But will they cover the spread?"

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

How I met your mother

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

Destination casinos...

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

Post Game Day Betting.

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"

"Watch out for the linebacker over the middle and the guy in section 7 whose point spread you ruined."

Spot the Ball connoisseur

"He's been up all night and fell asleep at the wheel."

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

'Hey, we're doing an office pool on who gets to bust that illegal card game on Main.'

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

Game Hen on a Downward Spiral: 'What the hell. I ain't no chicken! I'm bettin' it all!'

'Don't put any money on him. I saw him placing a bet on the favourite.'

"And I suppost you've never had a friendly wager with a colleague?"

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I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

'Alright, alright, you've won your bet: You can lift me with one hand...'

'...here are this week's lucky fur balls.'