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Betting the Farm.

'Alright, alright, you've won your bet: You can lift me with one hand...'

Financial advisor reading racing statistics.

A Good Bet.

'Look at'em... They're HUGE.'

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

"His sports pool winnings at work give him a reason to trudge on."

How can we cut down on Twig's showers? Good luck. I give up. Splash. $5 says I can get her out. You're on! Ryan Beardsley is on the phone! $.

Bet You Buy This Kit.

"It's the result of being stubborn and losing a bet!"

"How's that new sports handicapping app?"

"The match fixers are making it a bit obvious."

Destination casinos...

'Welcome to gamblers anonymous. Now before we get started who bets that Simmons doesn't show?'

Don't put any money on him, I caught him betting on the favourite!

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

The going's a little soft today, isn't it?

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

'Shh...I'm counting cards. I think there's 52.'

'I had a bad day at the bookies-and you?'

Daily Racing Forms: In and Tout trays.

-You seem certain he'll win the second race! -Yes, because he's in the FIRST race!

'Quick -- go get the calendar and see who won the pool!'

'My money's on the Roman.'

Two Men At The Races.

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'