Betting Whiz Pillows

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

The day the stock market went UP.

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

Little league world series of poker.

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Soaring Profits

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

"Today stocks hit a new high, just as global doom and gloom hit a new low."

'Wait a minute....!

'Hey -- No fair peeking!'

Business News.

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

"Let's see now. This one goes right here."

Playing cards.

"..and if the chairman rings, find out who he is."

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'The latest market research shows that men's neckware width is the most accurate indicator of market fluctuations.'

Tax Collector

'Good news! I think we can make your portfolio quite bearable.'

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

Financial chart with frowny and smiley faces.

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

'Profit in the garbage.'