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"Business is slow. Everyone gets their bookies online now."

Little league world series of poker.

God's Phone

How I met your mother

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

"My fitbit keeps track of my calories burned while I chase yield on my stocktrading app."

"Oh, just sitting back and letting algorithms do all the stock trading."

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

'I'm all in.'

'Do you think he'll win the second race?'

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

I don't want to buy anything. I don't want to upgrade. Watch this! What are you doing? Looking at an ad for the new Mac laptop. My heart's not racing! What's wrong with me?! It is sleek.

So what's your back story? What do you do? Marketing. Downtown. House of Java.net Cybercafe. I'm an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. Heard of it? A baby goes to a restaurants and cafes and tried their food. If he likes it, the eatery gets a glowing online review. If not, curtains! I'm an investor. I'm on the ground floor! Did you only ask about me so you could then talk about yourself? I hear you. You're asking about me. Don't know what's worse: Men, high-tech investors, or the combinat

"...and this year's Special Achievement Award for the longest undetected game of computer Solitaire goes to..."

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

"Let me see if I can get Him on speakerphone."

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

Arachnid Research Lab. I don't need to actually be here all the time, I use a web cam!

A bet over spelling

'Romeo, Romeo, wi-fi art thou, Romeo...'

Plugged In

How to find gold.

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

"Of course I'm good at predicting the future. That's why I invested in a desktop."

"How many investment apps will this get me?"

"This automated stock trading app can halt rallies or downturns, depending on your market strategy."

"You're under arrest. . . fly tipping."

'I should have stuck to my hunch, to stay at home.'

'Well, he's back from tech support.'