Tech-savvy Decision Maker Pillows

'Following last month's flannel-board presentation on the need to update technology, the members voted in favor...'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"Did you get my tweet?"

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

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One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

The Thinker (with a laptop).

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled 'OPS' and APPS.'

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

Websiteless -- please help.

Jenkins! Why is it everything in this office is voice-activated except you?

'The computer is down... you'll have to wait for your hate mail.'

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

"I just Googled you and found out your resume is fake!"

"Oh, just sitting back and letting algorithms do all the stock trading."

'Technology is wonderful. It makes your people so much easier to use.'

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

Have you considered using email?

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"My son, using 'Reply All' is not a sin."

My fitness tracker said I was dead but I thought I'd better get a second opinion

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."