Tech-savvy Decision Maker Pillows

'Following last month's flannel-board presentation on the need to update technology, the members voted in favor...'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"Did you get my tweet?"

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

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One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

The Thinker (with a laptop).

"All those in favor Retweet."

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled 'OPS' and APPS.'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

"Oh, just sitting back and letting algorithms do all the stock trading."

Jenkins! Why is it everything in this office is voice-activated except you?

'The computer is down... you'll have to wait for your hate mail.'

"My fitbit keeps track of my calories burned while I chase yield on my stocktrading app."

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

"I just Googled you and found out your resume is fake!"

Websiteless -- please help.

Psychology Clinic. Most potent example of solipsism I've ever seen --- he follows himself on Twitter.

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

'Technology is wonderful. It makes your people so much easier to use.'

I don't want to buy anything. I don't want to upgrade. Watch this! What are you doing? Looking at an ad for the new Mac laptop. My heart's not racing! What's wrong with me?! It is sleek.

'You're getting that office with windows you've always wanted - you'll be working from your cart in the parking lot with a laptop.'

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

Have you considered using email?

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My fitness tracker said I was dead but I thought I'd better get a second opinion