Tech-savvy Forecaster Pillows

"It says it might be a bit warmer tomorrow!"

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"What the hell happened to this town?"

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

"That man's a legend in this office. He has 100% accuracy in predicting the past."

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."

Forecasters are two a penny. Supply exceeds demand.

"Someday, God willing, they'll bring the stars down to our eye level so we don't have to strain our necks."

"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."

'Our market analysis is in.'

"That's because supply exceeds demand."

Let's talk about the weather.

Bird to bird: 'If I'm not careful, I could twitter my life away.'

Plugged In

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"Elijah didn't hear God's voice in the powerful wind, or in the earthquake, or the fire, but just then a call came in on his cell..."

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

Global Forecasting Institute

A Fortune-teller clicking on her mouse attached to her crystal ball.

Pipe Dream

"Great first quarter guys but I'm a little concerned about the future."

Psychic near sign: Madam Zoe. Palms read futures told weather forcasts given.

"Of course I'm good at predicting the future. That's why I invested in a desktop."

"How'd you do on your test?"

Weather Forecasts

'We're not doing cash transactions any more, sir -- research has shown that they're not cost-effective.'

"It's a message for you from the other side."