Betting Whiz Kid Pillows

Little league world series of poker.

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

'That's my boy...'

'I know about the birds and the bees. Can you tell me about making a bundle trading derivatives?'

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

'I hardly expected the federal tapering affect my allowance.'

Facebookie - Odds on boss catching you wasting time

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

'A 7 load? Do you think I was born yesterday? Oh, wait, I was.'

'Don't put any money on him. I saw him placing a bet on the favourite.'

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

"How do you make any money?"

'We don't take bets on non-finishers.'

Dice Cubes

'Dad, I need to talk to you about my investment portfolio.'

'I'll take Tommy Peters to cry first, for a nickel.'

I'm sorry, the pension fund was beaten by two lengths!

'I was able to program the VCR, so now dad wants me to assemble his new barbecue.'

"Well, you shouted come on the five dog!"

'Are you a turf accountant. . . I want to know how much grass I need for my front garden.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

"I got a gold star for having the highest credit score in my class."

'Instead of a birthday card, Dad - Why don't you give me a credit card?'

'Don't put any money on him. I caught him betting on the favourite.'

'He's learning how to maintain a bank account.'

'Excuse me, can I borrow your pin?'