Betting Whiz Kid Pillows

Little league world series of poker.

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

'That's my boy...'

'He's precocious.'

'I know about the birds and the bees. Can you tell me about making a bundle trading derivatives?'

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

'I hardly expected the federal tapering affect my allowance.'

Facebookie - Odds on boss catching you wasting time

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

'A 7 load? Do you think I was born yesterday? Oh, wait, I was.'

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

'Ha! OK Eddie. You owe me 50 bucks!'

"How do you make any money?"

You did a hostile takeover of the corner lemonade stand? Why not? It's operated by Timmy. He's seven. He's a big boy. By seven, I had three ice cream carts. Besides, I made his investors an offer they couldn't refuse. We'll split the six free espressos. Waaaaah!

'Don't put any money on him. I saw him placing a bet on the favourite.'

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

'We don't take bets on non-finishers.'

Dice Cubes

'Dad, I need to talk to you about my investment portfolio.'

"Well, you shouted come on the five dog!"

'I was able to program the VCR, so now dad wants me to assemble his new barbecue.'

'Are you a turf accountant. . . I want to know how much grass I need for my front garden.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

I'm sorry, the pension fund was beaten by two lengths!

'I'll take Tommy Peters to cry first, for a nickel.'

"I got a gold star for having the highest credit score in my class."

'Don't put any money on him. I caught him betting on the favourite.'

'Instead of a birthday card, Dad - Why don't you give me a credit card?'

'Excuse me, can I borrow your pin?'