Business Whiz Kid Pillows

You did a hostile takeover of the corner lemonade stand? Why not? It's operated by Timmy. He's seven. He's a big boy. By seven, I had three ice cream carts. Besides, I made his investors an offer they couldn't refuse. We'll split the six free espressos. Waaaaah!

"As your parents, we hate to do this, but we're outsourcing your job to a kid 2 blocks over."

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

'That's my boy...'

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

'He's precocious.'

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

'I know about the birds and the bees. Can you tell me about making a bundle trading derivatives?'

An overachieving headless chicken.

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"No, Dad. All this belongs to me right now. I acquired it in a hostile takeover."

Student about Biz Quick class: 'It's bite-size information in a 15 minute class that teaches you how to roll in the dough.'

'I hardly expected the federal tapering affect my allowance.'

'A 7 load? Do you think I was born yesterday? Oh, wait, I was.'

"No personnel expenses, low manufacturing costs, no turnover tax - according to financial experts my enterprise is worth 859,0000,0000 euro."

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

"We have to develop a new way to build our customer base. Antispam software has put a dent in our marketing strategy."

Kid's Lemonade Stand Has A High Pricing Policy

'Since the healthcare legislation became law, our Little MBA kit outsells our Little Doctor Kit by a hundred to one.'

'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'

'Our market analysis is in.'

"How do you make any money?"

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

Road kill - Foreign competition beating US auto domination.

'Here he comes now, the brains behind the company.'