Financial Whiz Kid Pillows

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'I hardly expected the federal tapering affect my allowance.'

'The birds and bees I know about. I need to know more about the bulls and bears.'

'I know about the birds and the bees. Can you tell me about making a bundle trading derivatives?'

'Dad, I need to talk to you about my investment portfolio.'

"What interest does a piggy bank pay?"

'Alice is very excited...Today, she received her first pre-approved credit card.'

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

"How do you make any money?"

"I got a gold star for having the highest credit score in my class."

'That's my boy...'

'The dollar was up today so does that mean I get a bigger allowance.'

'Instead of a birthday card, Dad - Why don't you give me a credit card?'

Lemonade $4.95, 'We have a very large pension fund.'

'Do you really want a £30,000 mortgage, or is this just another homework problem?'

'He's learning how to maintain a bank account.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Soaring Profits

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

'Hey -- No fair peeking!'

"Today stocks hit a new high, just as global doom and gloom hit a new low."

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

Business News.

'Wait a minute....!

"Let's see now. This one goes right here."