Online Gambling Mugs

Game Of Chance and Game of Skill.

"Business is slow. Everyone gets their bookies online now."

Net Granny

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Dogs and their thoughts

Little league world series of poker.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

Obsession with the Internet.

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'I don't like to take chances.'

"You've got computer-breath."

Computer games

Dog in casino.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Second lifeReal life.

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"Stag poker"

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Slug roulette

'Do you have one with the number 401k? under the law averages, it's bound to be winner.'