Poker Face Specialist Gifts

Gamblers Anonymous

Little league world series of poker.

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

'How about a game of cards?'

"Stag poker"

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'Once again, I fold.'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

Doctor's poker.

'Stop saying, 'All in.' You're playing Solitaire.'

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

Solitaire card shark.

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

'I'm all in.'

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

'We need further instruction, your honor. Does a full house beat a straight?'

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

"What can I say. He's good at cards."

'I need you to reassure the investors. Can you keep a straight face?'

'So, which way up do the cards go?'

'They sat in an etape, playing bezique and swilling skookum saloop.'

It's not that I cheat or read faces: I'm good at poker because I can smell fear...

Casino plastic surgery...specializing poker faces.

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

'How about a game of cards?'

"You're a lying, cheating, son-of-a-bitch. You'll do well down here."

"I can't even deal."