Master Of The Poker Face Gifts

Suddenly, while shoving a stack of poker chips into the pot, Joe snaps an elbow ligament, and another poker athlete's career comes to a tragic end.

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

Little league world series of poker.

'How about a game of cards?'

"Stag poker"

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.

'Once again, I fold.'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

'Stop saying, 'All in.' You're playing Solitaire.'

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

Solitaire card shark.

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

'I'm all in.'

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

"What can I say. He's good at cards."

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

'I need you to reassure the investors. Can you keep a straight face?'

'So, which way up do the cards go?'

'They sat in an etape, playing bezique and swilling skookum saloop.'

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

"I can't even deal."

Game Hen on a Downward Spiral: 'What the hell. I ain't no chicken! I'm bettin' it all!'

Casino plastic surgery...specializing poker faces.

'How about a game of cards?'

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

"You're a lying, cheating, son-of-a-bitch. You'll do well down here."

"If he has a tell, I haven't found it."