Poker Prodigy Gifts

Chewing Kid Out About Playing Poker At School.

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

Dad was teaching me to play Texas hold em, now I own his car.

Poker at Docs.

Felix Mendelssohn

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

Pushed to the max by the algebra test, Tim's brain spontaneously combusted.

'Teenage Beethoven.'

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

The Piano Dreams Of Home

Baseball Dreams

'You win. Go out and play.'

Franz Liszt

"Tip my boy."

Ludwig Van Beethoven

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'I hereby sentence you to three years of piano lessons.'

'We need further instruction, your honor. Does a full house beat a straight?'

'Bon Bons Away!'

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

"You'll come? Great." "The Hendersons will be too." "We'll kill them at poker." "Phil and Edna, planning a murder for later that night."

'I'm all in.'

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

"I only accept students with natural talent. Your kid's talent is unnatural."

'Oh yes, Steve is very smart. . . he even does the crossword puzzles in ink.'