Piano Prodigy Gifts

"I only accept students with natural talent. Your kid's talent is unnatural."

'You win. Go out and play.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Franz Liszt

'Teenage Beethoven.'

Ludwig Van Beethoven

'. . .But Miss - I'm left-handed!'

"But my piano teacher says every good boy deserves fudge."

"After all the effort we went through to get you a piano, you'd better practice every day!"

'I hereby sentence you to three years of piano lessons.'

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

Alexander Dargomyzhsky

Celestial Music

Pianist Cheat

Felix Mendelssohn

The Piano Dreams Of Home

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

On the Colonial Tour.

Amateur singers

"Tip my boy."

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Impressing dad.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'You could do that.' I did

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

Take a bow!

Baseball Dreams

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.