Painting Prodigy Gifts

Picasso's learning years.

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"Frankly, your mother and I think you did better work when you were two."

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

Perfect sincerity; or, tinkings aloud No. II - Artists being critical of each other's work

'Apparently it's been vandalised but no-one noticed.'

Artist painting an artist doing a painting.

'Wash the car? I thought you said...'

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

Felix Mendelssohn

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

Artist and Musician

"It's an Eyesaur."

'You could do that.' I did

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

'Quick, press control Z!'

'Teenage Beethoven.'

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

The Piano Dreams Of Home

A Christmas tree self portrait

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'You win. Go out and play.'

Franz Liszt

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."