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'No, I mean you really are playing with less than a full deck.'

'Your wagging tail gives away your poker face.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Dogs and their thoughts

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Little league world series of poker.

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'How about a game of cards?'

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"Stag poker"

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

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'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Playing cards.

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

Challenge and solution