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'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"What's a debenture?"

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

Little league world series of poker.

A day at the races

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'I don't like to take chances.'

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

We called this meeting to decide your torture, Mr. Jones. Then we realized we could kill two birds with one stone by making this meeting eternal.

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"Agenda item 14 C, does anyone have any idea what happened in Game of Thrones?"

"I excel at appearing awake in meetings."

'And this is where we all suddenly started getting bad vibes.'

'If we are to reorientate our forward facing rhetorical platform we must rephrase our message to cross fertilise the core message..holistically!'