Betting Master Gifts

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"What's a debenture?"

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

Little league world series of poker.

A day at the races

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

'I don't like to take chances.'

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"I excel at appearing awake in meetings."

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

'And this is where we all suddenly started getting bad vibes.'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'