Bet Master Gifts

Taking back America- one wager at a time: Tribal casino and hotel...welcome!

'Insurance?'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

The president's men

"What's a debenture?"

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

"I love these off-site business meetings."

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

We called this meeting to decide your torture, Mr. Jones. Then we realized we could kill two birds with one stone by making this meeting eternal.

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

Money god

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

'If we are to reorientate our forward facing rhetorical platform we must rephrase our message to cross fertilise the core message..holistically!'

'And this is where we all suddenly started getting bad vibes.'

"I excel at appearing awake in meetings."

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"Agenda item 14 C, does anyone have any idea what happened in Game of Thrones?"

Trout Game

"A good quarter is a joy forever."