Bet Master Prints

Taking back America- one wager at a time: Tribal casino and hotel...welcome!

'Insurance?'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

The president's men

"What's a debenture?"

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

Money god

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

'If we are to reorientate our forward facing rhetorical platform we must rephrase our message to cross fertilise the core message..holistically!'

Trout Game

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"I excel at appearing awake in meetings."

'And this is where we all suddenly started getting bad vibes.'

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"A good quarter is a joy forever."