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Little league world series of poker.

A day at the races

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'I don't like to take chances.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

New music conference

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Music producers.

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Playing cards.

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

Destination casinos...

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Post Game Day Betting.

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

Nostradamus.

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

election polling

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

A day at the races

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'