Bet Maker Gifts

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

Little league world series of poker.

A day at the races

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'I don't like to take chances.'

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

New music conference

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Music producers.

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

George Martin

Playing cards.

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

Destination casinos...

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Nostradamus.

Post Game Day Betting.

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

A day at the races

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

'I'll give five bucks to anyone showing me a fish more than ten inches long.'